Saturday, November 7, 2009

tRy toOo fiNd

LiFe !S sHoRt

bRoKeN hEaRt

afTeR eXaM

Father: "Let me see your report card,"

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. he want to scare his parrents."

aRt gaLleRy

Mr Bean: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call art modern?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, i look at your picture and the problem disappear.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful i am for you?

Darling: Yes, i see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?